Saturday, December 12, 2015

Inspecting Bacterial Levels of Seafood in Central America


Our undercover inspection team looked like overfed tourists, but we were elite biochemists

Our tour guides appeased our demands, as Chamberlain with the Munich Pact

Upon Arrival in San Jose, Costa Rica, the Airline lost two of our bags...all our clothing.


We faced nudism or despair.

Midway though the bus journey, the bags were delivered to us in transit.

Arms dealers selling wholesale to the public can be found in corner malls.

The Costa Rican Ministry of Health, against whom our team struggled.

San Jose (Costa Rica) Cultural Museum, home of a fossilized taco.

The Opera House built by American Entrepreneurs and Robber Barons.

A riotous Night Club closed the previous night due to the public use of
 a plebiscite without a license

Highway Market featuring diverse flora, with bananas weighing 26 pounds each.

I am on the market roof in this photo inspecting a hamster wheel generator.

This Tiki was tagged for removal when we discovered it emitted 305 Cu Ft of methane per year
Our group also consisted of supermodels traveling incognito, seen here drifting through a rain forest.
A green cocoa pod ripens in a tropical forest

Wearing her pressurized suit, an inspector assesses debris fallen from a forgotten Space Shuttle
After 300 days, the dawn to dusk schedule begins to take its toll.

The Tree House Restaurant offers dining alfresco.

Out duty to Science is a priority as we attempt to use the Costa Rican Phone Network.
We report to the CDC that the levels of fecal matter in the seafood were acceptable.
Santa Elena "Downtown" (Monteverde) is quietly run by Egyptian Drug Lords and Arms Merchants.
Call Monteverde (Santa Elena "Downtown") at 011 (506) 2645-5212 and ask for Farook.
Heroin addicts line up for treatment outside of San Jose.
 Birds did spring from dinosaurs as this photo attests
We were under surveillance during most of our exploits.

Experimentation by German Scientists in Costa Rica after WW2 has led to new fruits and vegetables.


This charming couple from California had never eaten a gene-engineered Quetzal Bird until the last day of their vacation.  Surgical intervention was able to save their lives.